Urban Dictionary: tampon friend

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a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey May 22, 2011

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May 4 Word of the Day

Carpe DM

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020

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