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1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
by Ron April 01, 2004
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.
Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?
by mikgriffen January 19, 2021
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a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs
"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"
by tania January 26, 2004
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A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.
by cyphercube November 06, 2003
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