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1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
by Ron April 01, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.
Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?
by mikgriffen January 19, 2021
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a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs
"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"
by tania January 26, 2004
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A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.
by cyphercube November 06, 2003
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