Tales of Eternia is a videogame made by Namco. It is a RPG game, a good one. You can play it if you have a Play Station or a Play Station Portable, also known as a PSP.
Boy: What are you doing?
Geek: I'm playing Tales of Eternia.
Boy: Is that good?
Geek: It is better than your mother last night.
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A story or a piece of a conversation that is on the boarder line of being the truth or a lie. 99% of the time it is a lie and you just have to laugh as for a split second you thought it was true. In many cases the base story is true but the key points are a complete fabrication.
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story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.
Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.
I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.
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Animated cartoon show that told old testament stories with vegetables as the characters.
Did you see that episode of Veggie Tales with a tomatoe names Moses?
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La Tale is an online MMORPG Developed by Actoz Soft and published by OGP (Online Gaming Planet). The Game was released in Northern america when OGP Signed a deal with Actoz for a north american version. The current NA version is still Beta.

The classes in La Tale are Warrior, Knight, Mage, and Explorer.

Warriors-----------------------------------

Warriors have average stamina levels and exceed in strength. Their speed is also average, and their maximum SP levels as well. This class is recommended if you prefer Offense.

Knights------------------------------------

The Knight is a class that specializes in maximum health. They're able to survive massive damage, providing a good Tanker character. A Tanker can also be referred to as a Meatshield. It's when a character distracts a boss or enemy and takes all the damage while the offense sneaks in and kills the enemy while it's attacking the tanker. Knights also have Average strength and SP levels.

Mages--------------------------------------

Mages have low health, and extremely high SP. (For example, a lvl 70 mage has health equivalent to a lvl 49 knight) However, of course, mages are very powerful and have healing powers (if your mage is water element.). These supplements make mages a necessity when fighting very powerful entities.

Explorers----------------------------------

Explorers are an all around, fairly good class. Average health and SP, and good attack power. Explorers also have great speed and backflip and other aero-dynamic capabilities. They can also do things other classes can't (like unlock treasure chests).

2nd Job advancements-----------------------

All classes have a 2nd job advancement they can become when they reach level 80.

Warriors can become Bladers, or Warlords.

Knights become Templars, or Guardians.

Mages become Bards, or Wizards.

Explorers become Treasure hunters, or Gunslingers.

Class weapons------------------------------

NOTE: ALL CLASSES CAN USE KNUCKLES.

Warrior: Two Handed Sword, Spear, Knuckles.

Knight: One Handed Sword, Mace, Knuckles.

Mages: Staff, Dagger & shield, Knuckles

Explorer: Dagger, Bow, Crossbow, Knuckles.

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La Tale has not yet reached a high level of popularity, as it only launched in late 2008.

If you were considering to sign up for La Tale, I really hope this helped. Thank you for reading...
That Person: Dude what the fuck is la tale, that sounds like shit. Play Maple!

That other person: Maplestory can go fuck its face-hole through its ass. Go La Tale.
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The game that god/namco/other people that created it has blessed us with... most of it's fangirls like either kratos, zelos, or yggdrasil like me, and fanboys like sheena, like my friend.
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