The Talaxian is a humanoid civilization in the Star Trek universe native to the planet Talax in the Delta Quadrant. The Talaxians surrendered to the Haakonian Order in 2356 after a decade-long war was ended by the deployment of the metreon cascade, a deadly weapon that killed over 300,000 Talaxians on Rinax. Talaxians who came in contact with the fallout from the metreon cascade suffered metremia, a deadly blood disease.

The Talaxian respiratory system is directly linked to multiple points along the spinal column.

It is a tradition in Talaxian society to share the history of a meal before eating, as a way of enhancing the culinary experience. It is also tradition for Talaxian proper names to end with the letter x.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A race of aliens whose genetic structure is actually made up of "square" (though technically cuboid) cells. This leads to cuboid shit and the tendancy to write documents using a Brown font colour, or "Brown Text".

Most of them are faggots.