1) to kick someone's ass
2) to have your way (sexually) with a person
1)
Jay is a big guy, but he's goofy as all hell, so Tim could probably take him.

2)
Corey: "So, uh, you must be from Tennessee...I mean, um, did it hurt?"
Topanga: "When you stuck it in my butt? Yeah, a little at first, but I got used to it."
Corey: "No, I mean when you fell from heaven."
Topanga: "Just shut up and take me! Now!"
Corey: "OK."
by Nick D May 22, 2004
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monetary earnings, profits etc. resulting from any enterprise or venture.
the nightclub's take from this past weekend wasn't as high as expected, so the management suspected a little skimming was going on.
by bungalow bill November 4, 2005
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Being bribed to look the other way when the briber commits a crime or show favour to the briber despite his shortcomings.
"The police don't give a shit because they're all on the take" said the drunk.
by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004
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to deduce, to assume, to relate, to understand,
I take it that you don't have a clue of what I'm trying to say.
by wokwithme July 10, 2009
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Invented in Dedham, Massachusetts. Born from the phrase: “I’ll take that.” Anything ridiculously awesome. Anything that was ridiculously awesome. Anything that will be ridiculously awesome. A phrase uttered by a person who is extremely happy about something.

“Dude, I caught a steamdog from that bitty with the big yitties last night. Take that!
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taking it in the butt. having buttsex with somebody. usuallly a man. taking it in the butt
darryl morrow likes to take it
by Earl April 28, 2003
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