Take a dump

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.

"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"

by Dude Grease October 3, 2006

taking a dump

To poop, usually a very large one.

Friend 1: He is so stupid to think 'taking a dump' is buying a city dump

Friend 2: Yup

by stuffrandom December 1, 2017

TAKE A DUMP

When someone choses to ruin part of you're day with thier bowel movements.

"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"

by Dougah November 17, 2006

Take a Dump

It is a popular iPhone app created by Samir for Apple iPhone store

Its a iPhone app that can be found at Apple App store - Search for Take a Dump

by Vivister March 22, 2010

Taking a Dump

When a person or a thing doesn't respond to your message on Snapchat; the term 'taking a dump' is therefore used to describe there absence.

Lucas was taking a dump

by XDYTFHGVNFYG October 9, 2017

take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 17, 2011

Take a dump on me

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

by Gunlockben January 28, 2011