a guy who’s always there. he’ll half-listen just to be nice even if ur being annoying. and he’ll always share a seat or let u sit in his lap. he might ask if he can eat u out and if u take him up on that he’s probably pretty good at it even if u do it on the bathroom floor. he’ll send u memes of how motherfucking beautiful u r every damn day. he can make u feel all gooey inside with his cute ass smile and his eyes peekin out from his hair. sometimes he makes stupid mistakes but everyone knows he’s got a good heart and everyone loves him.
by snailmanthecantaloupe June 28, 2019