a historical PIMP in Japanese History, who has huge dick and skinny legs

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A name used typically for Japanese males. He is such a funny, ambitious, hard-working, loyal, and charming. He treats everyone equally and just the only person you need for the rest of your life. In a relationship, he can't be any more loyal, he loves cuddles and hugs. Very easily influenced and motivational and encourages others. Takatoshi will be friends with people no one likes and will help them out. Out of all the words to describe him, he is charming, understanding, sincere, helpful, organized, hardworking, diligent, efficient, trustworthy, enthusiastic, cheerful, determined, and works smart.

He respects others but is sensitive towards betrayal. Especially when it is someone he is close to. He will risk and do no matter what to stand up for their friends and will even turn yourself in for something he didn't do. He's sarcastic sometimes and extraordinarily funny. But tends to struggle between socialism and work. He'll be the best friend all you need.

When he has only about 3 hours to sleep, he'll be in a very bad mood and will want to talk to someone. Always the leader of the group but never bossy and is attractive. However, he is a perfectionist in a bad way. He is a really great guy to be friends and hang out with. Just the most flawless and adorable person you can meet in every single way.