An uncircumcised penis small in size (under one inch. They usually cant be seen due to the foreskin, and have been confused for a big clitoris. Subjects with tairi have problems urinating because due to the small size, the scrotum gets in the way.
by pbax February 22, 2008
A girl who has gross nipple hairs on her breasts which scar a man for life. The girl has no self respect and no respect for the man she is hooking up with.
A guys starts to fool around with a girl and takes her shirt off. After removing her bra, he notices a disturbing amount of nipple hair surrounding her nipples, this girl will forever referred to as tairy hits.
by dr love2 November 08, 2009
Jim says to Phil: Dude, I saw Tairy Greene in that new movie. Ya know, where he plays a ballet dancer and gets crippled or whatever, and has to work his way back up to being able to dance again. Well anyway, long story short...he was so fucking good, I creamed on the spot as soon as he made his first entra...eeehehhheuugh....oohooooooaaaaggh....fuck...fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuuuhffffff-f-f-f-fuuugaaah............shit. I just did again.
by King Geeber January 02, 2012
by TheMLGNoscoper March 01, 2015
A mango-licking croc snack with a penchant for redheads. Often seen on sabbaticals. Has an unnatural love for pizza and likes to rub it all over his naked body. Also often seen with facial piercings.
by Sorcha123 December 11, 2013