Top definition
the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.
I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"
by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013
Get the mug
Get a taint moss mug for your dog Georges.
Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
Get the merch
Get the poopting neck gaiter and mug.