Urban Dictionary: taint

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.

It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.

by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow December 29, 2011

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.

Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.

by Taint Magee March 23, 2018

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls

by stuarthub December 09, 2011

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction

a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.

she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.

or in past tense...

that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.

by mr. z800 July 07, 2011