Urban Dictionary: taint

Someone who is being annoying and mean

Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.

by PooBob April 17, 2021

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a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

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Taint of America

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.

by Rudy Pooh May 23, 2018

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Ejaculating after not masturbating for over a month

"Man I had the biggest taint overflow yesterday"

by Martti-Pertti April 08, 2016

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To play with one’s taint

Hey babe how’s about a little taint play before bed?

by Bryerk1 June 12, 2021

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taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.

i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.

by chewy the avenger January 16, 2012

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The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

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