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A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.
Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.
i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.
i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
by Chane. February 01, 2020
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a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."
SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"
FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."
SON: "Oh."
FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."
SON: "Oh."
by HyaenusDominae August 20, 2010
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Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.
by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007