A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.
by sImon mIlligan July 15, 2008
The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
by Jarhead82 November 21, 2015
When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.
by LittleRoman March 09, 2019