A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

what remains in the toilet after an unsuccessful flushing.

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

a small penis. Syn: prick
Ant: throbbing python of love, heat-seeking moisture missile, third leg