Chubby, pale geeks who buy military/SWAT look-alike rifles and handguns, to which are attached all kinds of tacticool accessories such as flashlights, laser sights, red-dot sights, and other rail accessories. The tactinerd then dresses up in military-style camo or SWAT-team black clothing, and poses for hours in front of a mirror while dreaming of being like the tough guys he sees on TV cop shows.

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When an After the Flash player tries to be cool. By using tactical gear that they asspulled. Shit that includes, but is not limited to. Any form of night vision, fully modded guns. And full military shit that’s also for some reason black, or camo.

When an After the Flash player tries to be cool. By using tactical gear that they asspulled. Shit that includes, but is not limited to. Any form of night vision, fully modded guns. And full military shit that’s also for some reason black, or camo.

For fucks sake just let this one post already

When an After the Flash player tries to be cool. By using tactical gear that they asspulled. Shit that includes, but is not limited to. Any form of night vision, fully modded guns. And full military shit that’s also for some reason black, or camo.