Chubby, pale geeks who buy military/SWAT look-alike rifles and handguns, to which are attached all kinds of tacticool accessories such as flashlights, laser sights, red-dot sights, and other rail accessories. The tactinerd then dresses up in military-style camo or SWAT-team black clothing, and poses for hours in front of a mirror while dreaming of being like the tough guys he sees on TV cop shows.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

When an After the Flash player tries to be cool. By using tactical gear that they asspulled. Shit that includes, but is not limited to. Any form of night vision, fully modded guns. And full military shit that’s also for some reason black, or camo.

When an After the Flash player tries to be cool. By using tactical gear that they asspulled. Shit that includes, but is not limited to. Any form of night vision, fully modded guns. And full military shit that’s also for some reason black, or camo.

For fucks sake just let this one post already

When an After the Flash player tries to be cool. By using tactical gear that they asspulled. Shit that includes, but is not limited to. Any form of night vision, fully modded guns. And full military shit that’s also for some reason black, or camo.