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1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck
by ablahblah January 10, 2010
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
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when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.
After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.
by PrivatePyle420 January 23, 2010
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When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.
by Kandy Kane Lane April 18, 2010
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When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"
Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."
by vantheman November 23, 2009
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The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
Time to lay down the tactical insertion.
by plain goldfish January 19, 2011
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