The tacovestite feeds on bush and fish, ... it has a terrible haircut and wears flannel and birkenstocks, listens to enya and hates sausage.

The Tacovestite can be found at womens basketball or softball games,Lilithfair, or at mexican restaurants where they can eat a taco with no hands.

Upon seeing two Tacovestites in close proximity, heterosexual males of any species will be rendered sterile and unisexual, as the sight would be so heinous, there would be no recovery

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life