A dirty mexican, preferrably with sexually transmitted diseases, that prostitutes themselves for money.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A mexican who serves tacos out of a vending cart.

The equivelant of a male having his fly down and 'selling hot dogs', only for a female. She is selling tacos of the pink variety.