guy: "hey, know that chick judy?"
girl: "yea, what about her?"
guy: "word on the street is that she prefers tacos over hotdogs"
girl: "whut? "
guy: "in other words she's a taco muncher"
girl: "ahh, so is she single?"
guy: "seems so"

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

dude, i'm such a taco muncher, my breath stinks from last night. wana sniff?

or

dude, ur such a taco muncher, your breath stinks from last night,

That Dustin Wenninger kid out ran the cops when stealing my car that taco muncher. He even on cross country and eating my tacos