person 1: i just went to taco bell and got 5 packets of fire sauce you should do the taco bell sauce challenge.
person 2: no way man last time i did that i started gagging because it was so hot.
person 2: no way man last time i did that i started gagging because it was so hot.
by Jessica pennywinkle January 01, 2012
Female- Ewwww, get that gordita away from, I'm not hungry.
Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.
Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.
by VinegarDude May 27, 2021
by jimsnow0 November 16, 2012
The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.
See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.
by Deertay July 31, 2018
A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020
When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020

