An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!

Somewhere to have sex.

the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.