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A person who refuses to acknowledge CSS and uses tables for the entire layout of web sites, rather than for displaying tabular data. Commonly found using heaps of image rollovers, old deprecated tags and sticking to a memorized list of 6 or 7 'web safe' hex colors. Still listens to that shit song by Chumbawamba.
Guy1: When was your site built?
Guy2: Last week, why?
Guy1: LOLWTF it looks like crap.
Guy2: Yeh, my developer is a table whore..
by Random55 December 11, 2008
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Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.

Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).
"Hey guys mind if I sit here for a sec?"

"Weren't you just at that table in the corner over there? And that one at the window?"

"Well yeah... But-"

"Sorry we don't allow table whores at our table."
by Peace:) March 28, 2010
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A table whore is someone who someone who gets passed around from guy to guy. She usually gets passed around between friends. The term "Table Whore" comes from girls who sit with guys in lunch(usually in high school) and she dates all of them.

whore slut Bitch man stealer
That girl is such a table whore, she dated Greg, Vince, Eathin and a few of their friends
by Anonymous215 September 09, 2006
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A person who sits usually at one table and suddenly moves to another and alernates between different talbles. A whore but instead of being with different people, diffrent tables.
by nanopanda January 07, 2011
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a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.
We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.
by SylviaLH May 06, 2008
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Someone who goes from table to table during lunch, hanging out with everybody.
Katie Steele was such a table whore last year!!
by funkalicious1 September 09, 2009
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