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When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.
"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."
by Chris March 01, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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1.Cody Holmes the flippin master at foosball

2. SOmeone who takes over any game.
1. God, why can't tableNazi lose for a change?

2. where did that tableNazi come from?
by G82401 January 20, 2005
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One who has nothing better to do than watch for people who sit on table tops and tells them that they cannot sit on the table because it will break.
Spc. Lutes: Hey! You can't sit on that table. It will break.

Sgt. Table Sitter: Yeah?? Well fuck you, you fobbit faggot. Go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. Don't you have some spatula's to wash? What color is your belt buckle?? You fucking Table Nazi!
by ScotyV October 14, 2007
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Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.
Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!
by Robert January 23, 2005
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