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This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...
"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"

"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"

"Too bad, great from the waist up"
by IrishMike February 28, 2008
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