Urban Dictionary: table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

by Ryan Thavi March 09, 2005

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1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009

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