female with small penis who enjoys playing cod whilst his parents are ALL ALONE doing certain things

an absolute total NEWB

boy who is addicted to pokemon who likes playing call of duty on his xbox whilst sucking at TABLE football - oh the irony

virgin farmer who makes love to his potatoes whilst playing on his xbox

Swanky; something of awesome nature.

fingering a girl so deep, that your hand goes through her entire body out of her mouth

When you take a shit the size of a large table