Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Tabe is the kind of guy who likes Zoë
Tabe: Yo I like you
Zoë: thx bruh
by TomDaBoy August 28, 2020
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Excessive abdomen fat on which the owner rests items. Short for table.
Ant holds the nintendo controller on his tabes when he plays Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
by Mad Tabes November 13, 2008
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someone who usually has a very large dick and gets many people to sleep with them. They are the "popular people" and are hot, sexy, cute, smart, and funny.
Kid 1: "woah look at tabe"
Kid 2: "his dick must be HUGE!"
by 39392304923049203 July 12, 2010
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Slang for table tennis. Originating from Halifax post-16 common rooms where table tennis is a King among sports.
Bolt: Cheedle, up for some tabe?
Cheedle: Alright, ween.
by The Bolt! December 27, 2008
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