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to fuck someone in their ass, and ride them down the stairs.
I tabagoned adeel malik.
by dillon February 19, 2005
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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To analy satisfy a female so hard that an onlooker might confuse her for an actual sled!
"Dude, Christie came over last night and I gave her the tabagon! I rode her ass across the living room! W007!
by HardrySnip June 02, 2005
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