May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
2
Freckled person. Has been known for embaricing moments.
also, good in math, and science, obsesses over elephants, pigs, goats, and chocolate, and sleeps with a blakey.
verry fun person who gets annoying at times, but in the end wins your heart.
may often get drunk.
over 10 allergies and loves soy milk
also, good in math, and science, obsesses over elephants, pigs, goats, and chocolate, and sleeps with a blakey.
verry fun person who gets annoying at times, but in the end wins your heart.
may often get drunk.
over 10 allergies and loves soy milk
you just pulled a tabas.
you tabased my heart.
your almost as obsessed with tabases as me.
you gosh darn tabas.
you tabased my heart.
your almost as obsessed with tabases as me.
you gosh darn tabas.
by careltonvonberg May 14, 2007
4
a definition of a total idot who that doesnt know anything we could call him a 2head because he is so stupid that his brain has size of an tomato.
by Daldor September 05, 2020