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szymon...short for Semen. He is funny and can never be serious. Loves to be random..and mostly RANDOM! very good friends if you get to know Szymon...he can be your best friend and sometimes stuck in the friend zone. But you better fall in love with Szymon cause he might be the only one. Warning...he can be mad over nothing and he can bite!! :D
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by bubbbaaa December 02, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Szymon is the biggest fucking chad roadman on this planet and will not hesitate to bang your mom. He is a chick magnet and will steal your girl in a span of seconds. If you ever see this man on the streets, he won't be afraid to dumpster you in a trash can.
Guy 1: Dude, is that Szymon? Is he that one extremely attractive roadman?
Guy 2: Oh shit it is, run before he yeets you in a dumpster and steals your girl
by pengting69 August 12, 2020
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Nice kid he likes to masturbate. He is hilarious and is very good in bed. Trust me I know. Once you meet him you will like him ;)
Girl 1: omg it's Szymon

Girl 2: omg i want him to cum inside me
by Lil Kayzee October 29, 2018
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Gotdamn that Szymon. He always is trying to mess with someone.
by KAYDUBZZ March 31, 2020
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Szymon really weird ginger kid, loves to work hard for free and drag about no money....
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A man who gives off small D energy. They also tend to be rebellious and wild, it all depends how you handle it :D
Girl 1- Ugh hes a Szymon!
Girl 2- I'm guessing itvs his size.....
by Jennifer Cox November 14, 2020
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