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1 Some one that fucks their cousin. Some one that married their first cousin.

2 A tweaker that lies and steals from his family
1 They pulled a szalonek and then had a baby.
2 I dont have money cause my cousin szalonek me when I was sleeping
by Fuckyoukenny November 13, 2018
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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