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The absolute shithole alcohol monopoly in Sweden, you gotta be fucking 20 to buy a can of 5% beer.
The thing about systembolaget is that it´s controlled by the Foreign Intelligence Service of the Russian Federation because Vladimir Putin doesn´t want Sweden to drink more than Russia.
Jonas: Hey mom, can you go to systembolaget aka kommunistbolaget to get some beers?
Mom: Sure
by ivar123 March 19, 2021
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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