SYS aka Synchronize yourself. A politically correct way tell to tell someone to off themselves. Highly effective term to use when you're in class, or in the presence of another authority figure that can get you into trouble , but you just can't control your buring desire to tell some dumb cunt that you cant stand to hear her speak.
by queensys September 17, 2017
by Syris July 27, 2004
Save Your Soul. When somebody close to you is either being kidnapped, sold to the devil, or basically in a really bad situation (as per your POV). Especially convenient to use in texts. You can tell someone to save your soul as either telling them to run away or for good luck.
Lana: Oh my god! I have Ms. Cripps for next period. I bet she is going to have a pop quiz! SMS rn
Mindy: You need to SYS bae! But I have a history quiz after lunch... I don't even know what it's about! Help Me!
Lana: Ahhhh! SOS!
*Kidnapping Situation*
Davy: Go SYS! We don't have time! I'll distract him while you run!
Gracie: But what about you?
Davy: Just Run! *whispers* SMS....
Gracie (hearing him): *whispers* SOS
Mindy: You need to SYS bae! But I have a history quiz after lunch... I don't even know what it's about! Help Me!
Lana: Ahhhh! SOS!
*Kidnapping Situation*
Davy: Go SYS! We don't have time! I'll distract him while you run!
Gracie: But what about you?
Davy: Just Run! *whispers* SMS....
Gracie (hearing him): *whispers* SOS
by iangel.ily November 17, 2014
An overweight company tech guy who is in charge of fixing everything that people break. He has a strange elvis like hairdo, elastic jeans and will say incredibly sarcastic things to people including "You'd know how to fix this if you looked on the FILESERVER".
by Masternutcher August 26, 2004
by natrona848 March 28, 2010
Guy 1: "Dude, you're fucking dumb EYL"
Guy 2: "Ohh look over there, a gun SYS"
Guy 1: "Ok, fine I will"
Guy 2: "Ohh look over there, a gun SYS"
Guy 1: "Ok, fine I will"
by kanewtz December 03, 2008
This acronym refers to the process of "securing your shit". This relates to using an IT system in a way that allows you to prevent unauthorised access. Examples of this process is adding 2-step-authentication to your Facebook account.
by AlatinGaming November 29, 2018