The last name of a fucking idiot

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A Sydorenko is a very specific kind of person. Pug-like cheeks and bright blue eyes distinguish them from the other Slavs of the world, yet their short stature hides them behind the rest of the tall people of this planet. Sydorenkos are typically determined people, with fun humorous personalities and if you meet the one you are lucky as there aren't too many left. Share a laugh, a beer, or a hug and you will never forget it.