1) A protective shield received as a reward for kissing the boss's ass.
2) Extremely slippery substance, much slicker than teflon, on which nothing, absolutely nothing can stick.
3) the substance which allows even the stupidest things you say or do to be overlooked.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.