Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Swoof (noun)- Swiss cheese of high quality. It is commonly consumed while drunk if you happen to be a big deal.
by Swank Resources May 19, 2010
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When the Dreamy smurf tried to go to outerspace, the other smurfs gave him a potion that made him fall asleep. Then they all pretended to be swoofs so that Dreamy would think they were on a different planet.
by Azrial June 04, 2005
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Swoof is a word to determine whether or not someone is lieng. Used between friends it is a pact that they will not lie to each other on this word. If they do the other person is allowed to kick the person in the balls at 37.8% top speed.
Synonyms: Swear, Promise, For real
Synonyms: Swear, Promise, For real
Bob: Dude! Last night at the night club was so crazy, I hooked up with like 5 girls.
George: Really?
Bob: Yeah dude! Swear on my mothers life!
George: Swoof?
Bob: Nah, but I danced with this one fat girl
George: Really?
Bob: Yeah dude! Swear on my mothers life!
George: Swoof?
Bob: Nah, but I danced with this one fat girl
by r-seudonym August 22, 2010