The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

1. To help someone with an act of kindness, only to then seduce the other party into having sexual relations with you.

2. To suggest that you're about to help an individual to seduce them into having sexual relations.

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.

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The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.