facing a blunt to yourself then proceeding to be severely stoned, zooted, outta here, etc.

Swongs: they are one thing.

internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).

That which is one thing; not pertaining to multiple objects.

Swong = Smoke Weed song. Song which would be perfect while smoking weed. A very calm and relaxing song. Eg. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People, Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers

The act in which a boy manipulates his pubic hair with his own semen.

v. to go crazy, to go berko

n. 16 year old girl who is a highly trained assassin