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This all started with me and my best friend eating chinese food. I having just eaten my last pork skewer snatched his and said SWOMP! This word can also be followed up by the word BITCH!
Me:SWOMP! I just took your coke. BITCH!
Random victim: NOOOOOOO!!!
by Matthew Olander April 14, 2005
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The word "Swomp" is a delectable word that incorporates the mighty, righteous, word known simply as "Swag" and pairs this with the energy and enthusiasm of the word "Womp." Stemming primarily from the underground world of rave and dubstep culture, this word is now used throughout all scenes to bellow feelings of enlightened emotion and peaceful vivacity.

Throughout the years "Swag" has been a known and well-used word but until recent years "Womp" had virtually been unknown. "Womp" can originally be defined as the sensation and sound of loud d&b and dubstep drops that are usually pre/proceeded by a soothing, orgasmic "wobble" tone.

Swag+Womp=Swomp
Guy 1: Dude, this new dubstep joints got me reeling...
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Take your bass vitamins if you really wanna Swomp out!

Guy 1: Man, I am def bringing home the baddest bitch tonight
Guy 2: Same here dude von dudenstein
Guy 3: Fuck yeah we are some crazy SwompPeople
by Rob Nasty August 05, 2011
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A heavy (usually blunt) blow having ultimate power.
"Get off me fuckin' lawn before I SWOMP you like the wee boy you is."
by UncleOwenWordShits October 07, 2020
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It’s a word you Can use if u see a cute girl
John - “Look at that Swomp”
Michael - “Yup
by JUST.F.F.F.F December 07, 2018
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