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The dumbest of the dumb. The most ignorant fucking retard that you can possibly find. In every conversation this person must add his input which in turn leaves you feeling dumber and left in awe. This person takes pride in being the butt of all jokes, and upholds himself in the highest tradition of being absolute retarded fat shit mad ass trash.
any possible negative word that can be used in a deragatory manner.

Your such a waste of fucking life, your such a "swofford."
by sumo_midget October 06, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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a belemic fuck up who dusn't kno herslef
jordan u a cracked out swofford
by wrist watch November 23, 2003
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