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the use of ones cock head to stimulate the pussy by way of sparatic motion concentrated mainly in the clitoral region.
My cousin danny was kinda with this chick and he swizzle sticked her. But then his brother, my cousin joe swizzle sticked the shit out of her. She loved it but she wouldnt let him creap the head in.
by theguzmaine November 16, 2005
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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When an ungrateful, mouthy woman fails to appreciate the cup of coffee you poured for her in the morning so you insert your suddenly flaccid penis into the cup and gently stir, hopefully adding the leftover flavor of last night's angry, disgusting sex to the drink.
Katherine woke up bitching again this morning, so I added some flavor to her coffee with my swizzle stick.
by Arod1465 February 02, 2018
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A prank to pull on your friends at a bar or restaurant. When they go to the bathroom, take their drink, and dip your penis in it and stir the drink. Put the drink back where it was and after they come back and finish it, you tell them it was a swizzle stick.
by Joseph Schneider October 03, 2007
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the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage
when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis
by swizzlicious March 16, 2011