First off, materials needed are
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system
You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system
You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.
by SHITTY MATTRESS March 01, 2009
by Follow No One June 02, 2007
The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.
'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
by Philip wheel June 06, 2015
A male or female that is prone to giving oral pleasure to the male genitalia. The term refers to the fact they they now have very well developed and limber neck muscles. They can possibly be referred to as an oral athlete. Sometimes this person may have a neck shape resembling that of a pelican's.
Look at that swivel neck over there I'd bet she can give all three of us brain and not even break a sweat.
Look at the big Adam's apple on that guy, looks like a swivel neck queer.
Look at the big Adam's apple on that guy, looks like a swivel neck queer.
by Christobon December 17, 2007
The Swivel Slide is a new revolutionary guitar slide. It stays on your hand while allowing you to still use all your fingers to play. Its unique Swivel action is controlled by the flick of your wrist. It's the only guitar slide that saves you from sacrificing a finger!
The Swivel Slide saved my ass! I can now play amazing slide guitar without using a clunky old traditional slide AND it looks SO cool!
by CalgaryDoll February 08, 2009
When you take a midget (Little Person) and spin her on your dick as she shits herself from fear and makes a brown or blackish ring around your bedroom wall.
"I work in the circus so I have seen swivel sweepers all the time, just last week mini-dave the small clown was swiveled, didnt know it could be done with a guy."
by Isostran August 08, 2008
Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.
Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
by swineyvee October 09, 2006