Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Often used mainly in Chicago as a slang for Glock pistol. There's a part called switch which swiches glock from semi to full auto which is very prevalent in Chicago
by Endrit Lleshi May 13, 2021
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A flimsy tree branch used for whoopin' kids asses! Usually picked by the person who is about to get the ass whoopin'. Switch's grow on all trees and can be used if there is no belt or shoe around.
1. Grandma: Get yo' ass outside and go pick a switch cuz I'm bout to whip your ass for actin' a fool at school today.
2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.
3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my Mom does not think so.
2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.
3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my Mom does not think so.
by L-Breezy March 14, 2007
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A game played with the same amount of boys as there are girls, where a timer is set. For that duration of time, you make out with the opposite sex. When the timer goes off, everyone rotates- switches- their partners until eventually every guy has kissed every girl there, and vice versa. It is a very effective way to get down with someone you are into, without being too awkward about it and letting them know you really want to get down with them. Also very effective if you keep the turns short, as to prevent boredom as well other problems.
Boy 1: "Hey let's play switch so I can get down with Brooke."
Boy 2: "I'll see if she can bring Kayla with her, too."
Boy 1: "Dude we'll be eskimo bros!"
Boy 2: "I'll see if she can bring Kayla with her, too."
Boy 1: "Dude we'll be eskimo bros!"
by sjbeastmode December 26, 2016
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Friend 1: which one is y’all? Are you a top or bottom???
Friend 2: Top.hehe (dom)
Friend 3: bottom! (Sub)
You: I’m actually switch
...Silence...
*Everyone looks at you like your the Antichrist.*
Friend 2: Top.hehe (dom)
Friend 3: bottom! (Sub)
You: I’m actually switch
...Silence...
*Everyone looks at you like your the Antichrist.*
by SwitchesEnriches April 14, 2020