Urban Dictionary: switch hitter

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.

by David Mertoff November 20, 2010

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.

I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.

by Evilrazor November 01, 2015

Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.

Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.

by iDiddle June 09, 2018

A person who cheats, or has more than one "signature swing."

Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.

by NymphieLady March 13, 2011

"You know John?"

"Yeah why"

"Turns out he's a switch hitter! Never even entered my gaydar..."

by igdoritos January 14, 2021