1) To spam, overpost or to whine for attention
2) To ask a number of questions , none of which make much sense, and most of which could have easily been found by a quick search
3) Generic term for a n00b
1) Stop swishing already, you've already posted 5 threads today
2) This person is such a swish, he's been asking directions to the bank for the last 5 minutes
3) What a n00b, what a swish
by Haedrian October 11, 2006
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Having your hair be seductively whipped. Being very muscular.

A swish = a sign of flirtation, indicating the guy/girl wants to marry you. Go ahead, start thinking of children's names.
"Lance Armstrong was quite swished"

"HE SWISHED ME!"

"Can you not, like can you just not... seriously.... can you like stop touching (swishing) me.. Like seriously though. Just stop."

"I LIVE IT WHEN YOU SWISH MY HAIR!! HAHA! LIVE!"
by ThatSwishedGirl July 11, 2013
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When something is settled and agreed on, usually suprising.
Rebecca: Yea! I can make it tonight!
Ben: Swishness! Bring alcohol.
by atreyu_ben January 15, 2007
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The way Tucker, from red vs blue, describes how to use his sword.
Simmons: We need help! do you know how to use that thing?
Tucker: What's to understand about, swish swish stab? It's a sword, dude, not a fighter jet.
by HaloKidd November 26, 2016
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An improvement upon the mouthful "Swedish Fish." Swish should be used in any situation where saying Swedish Fish would just take too much time.
"Hey, toss me the swish while you're up. "

"Remember, swish are part of a balanced, albeit chewy diet."
by tready124 May 07, 2013
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