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The process of sticking someone's head in the toilet and flushing
I gave that retard a swirly!
by 2dFx December 09, 2002
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Flushing someone’s head in a toilet. This prank is done by the jocks to humiliate nerds. It is very stressful and uncomfortable being the receiver of this prank.
I always get swirlies because the jocks of the soccer team want to punish me for being a nerd. During the whole day after a swirly my hair is wet and when the toilet had poop in it, i smell shit. But I am getting used to it because anyways I still have a lot of years before graduating.
by Plsnotanotherswirly March 28, 2020
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A prank often pulled in high school, in which a group of kids hold one kid upside down over a toilet then dunk their head in and flush it, resulting in a "swirl" style hairdo.
The popular kids have me many swirlys in high school, finding it amusing to hold my head in the toilet and flush it repeatedly. One time they got six people to go pee in the same toilet without flushing before dunking me repeatedly and using my hair like a toilet brush. I've only ever had one chocolate swirly (where someone poops in the toilet and doesn't flush before giving the swirly) and it was the worst experience of my life!!
by Rappunk799 March 31, 2015
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The act of giving someone a swirly but plural.
I was expecting high school to be filled with people giving each other swirlies and pushing people into lockers.
by Lauren the Dork October 03, 2017
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Feeling adventurous, acting outside of ordinary habit.
Sometimes when I j/o and I'm feeling swirly I'll put a finger in my butt.

Person 1: You feeling swirly?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to browse reddit for the day as usual...
by Dan Tomson July 29, 2011
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To get drunk or high or all types of fucked up. To take it to the next level. You often do things you will regret in the morning.
"Hey bro you wanna get swirly tonight?" "I was so swirly last night I saw a horse on a skate board!"
by xoxoswirlzz March 04, 2015
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