A very attractive female. 2nd attractive rank on the Swirl Ranking System.
(Trash, Skeeze, Swirl, Swirlie, Swirlston, Dime-breezy
(Trash, Skeeze, Swirl, Swirlie, Swirlston, Dime-breezy
by Jhawk11 April 20, 2008
Swirly;
Aka. Crystal Meth- name coined from the description of the calm, quiet, cool, delicious, twisting and twirling of meth in a sweet puff, glass rose pipe....illuminated by your lighters flame, in the darkness of your bedroom, as you crouch in the corner while your missus is sleeping, sniffing or coughing to mask the click of the lighter...all the time trying to appreciate the hypnotic sigh of the swirling white smoke, while listening to the soundtrack of your own heart beat which is deafening in your ears as you get higher and higher.
But it is better than listening to the voices prolonged-use tends to amplify in ones mind, when your a few days old.
Aka. Crystal Meth- name coined from the description of the calm, quiet, cool, delicious, twisting and twirling of meth in a sweet puff, glass rose pipe....illuminated by your lighters flame, in the darkness of your bedroom, as you crouch in the corner while your missus is sleeping, sniffing or coughing to mask the click of the lighter...all the time trying to appreciate the hypnotic sigh of the swirling white smoke, while listening to the soundtrack of your own heart beat which is deafening in your ears as you get higher and higher.
But it is better than listening to the voices prolonged-use tends to amplify in ones mind, when your a few days old.
Person 01; "Well lad; what you doing for the night?"
Person 02; "Right lad; got a few points of SWIRLY here, so gonna sit back and wait for the misso to fall asleep and I'll smash em the QT.
Not interested in sharing with her...but I will rub one out on her body while shes sleeping...all the time thinking bout her younger sister.....as usual.
Wanna drop in??"
Person 02; "Right lad; got a few points of SWIRLY here, so gonna sit back and wait for the misso to fall asleep and I'll smash em the QT.
Not interested in sharing with her...but I will rub one out on her body while shes sleeping...all the time thinking bout her younger sister.....as usual.
Wanna drop in??"
by GraBallz March 11, 2019
by A WHITE GUY July 02, 2014
by theswirly November 17, 2003
The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!
Guy: You're an asshole.
Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
by oosiks32 January 14, 2014
When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.
My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly
by Benchance January 18, 2015